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before Christmas, When all through the shank</p> <p>Nobody could score shit, not even some crank.</p> <p>Darren let them in, but turned away a few punks,</p> <p>Matt and Miles poured the booze â€˜til someone blew chunks,</p> <p>Glen spun some records and then broke up a fight,</p> <p>And Mr Toubin shook the dance floor with all of his might.</p> <p>But the crowd, wearing down, began to feel uninspired</p> <p>They tried to so hard to turn on, but found out Lou had retired.</p> <p>Sleepy and bored, everyone started to leave.</p> <p>When Jordan said Lou, â€œWhatcha got up your sleeve?â€</p> <p>Lou said â€œI got nothinâ€™.â€ Matt said, â€œLetâ€™s close down.â€</p> <p>When a silhouette appeared as tall as it was round,</p> <p>Stuck in the doorway, and working its way in.</p> <p>With a beard and a belly and a bag and a grin,</p> <p>He tore open his sack and he laughed from his gut,</p> <p>It was a mountain of flake… and completely uncut!</p> <p>So the party was saved and they danced until eight,</p> <p>And when they kicked everyone out, Santa got irate.</p> <p>He said, â€œI saved your party and now you make me go?â€</p> <p>Afterhours without blow is like a Christmas without snowâ€</p> <p>And laying his finger aside of his nose,</p> <p>And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;</p> <p>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,</p> <p>And they all flew over Kellogâ€™s with the speed of a missle.</p> <p>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,</p> <p>â€œI hope you had a ball and a hell of a night!â€</p> </div> <small></small> <p class="postmetadata"><a href="http://burymeinbrooklyn.com/blog/?p=464#respond" title="Comment on A Late Night X-Mas Poem by Jonathan Toubin"> Leave A Comment »</a></p> <rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/"> <rdf:Description rdf:about="http://burymeinbrooklyn.com/blog/?p=464" 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